'I know it seems crazy,' said the poet on investing her life's savings in the two aptly-illustrated ice-cream vans, 'but this way the kids can get their own tea for at least a couple of weeks. Just think of all that extra writing time.'
p.s. got your message re books - just need an email address. x
How about
ReplyDelete"I told you I wanted ice for the fish"
'The family ice-cream business being all washed up, Barbara Smith decided to try her hand at making money from poetry.'
ReplyDelete'I know it seems crazy,' said the poet on investing her life's savings in the two aptly-illustrated ice-cream vans, 'but this way the kids can get their own tea for at least a couple of weeks. Just think of all that extra writing time.'
ReplyDeletep.s. got your message re books - just need an email address.
x
Gary Glitter's new patch.
ReplyDeleteMy friend 'ackworth born' beat me to it. Mine was going to be about the ice-making machine breaking down.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll go with Can I have a Cadbury's Flake with my haddock please?
Disappointing Attendance at Dublin's Inaugural Ice Cream Vendors Convention
ReplyDeleteHaving A LOvely Time And Wish You Were Here.
ReplyDeleteCorny OR wot???
Having a good giggle at the responses. It's not every day you see two ice cream vans parked up beside a load of fishing vessels...
ReplyDeleteAny more takers?
Oh shit. I'm seeing double ...
ReplyDeleteWell, Feck you and your global warming Mr Gormley. I told you it'd never reach Galway...
ReplyDeleteDouble dipping?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous you b*astard, you beat me to it!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat response, guys many thanks. Anonymous is sailing very close to the wind! :)
ReplyDeleteThelma and Louise, on ice.
ReplyDeleteYou win, Minx!
ReplyDelete"My bells play Pack Up Your Troubles and yours play Its a Long Way to Tipparary? What a coincidence! Shall we? OK... After 3..."
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